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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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