- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Harry Chappell raped someone

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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