- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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