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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

Pineapple.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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