Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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