A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What comes after 23? 24.

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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