- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more worse than death? Death

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

PSN IS UP

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

Knock knock. Racism.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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