- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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