A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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