What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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Pineapple.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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Anti Joke

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