What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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How come grilled cheese?

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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Anti Joke

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