- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

what happens every day? People die

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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