Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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The WNBA

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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