- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

My tractor broke down.

why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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