- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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