What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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Republicans

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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