- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

People Order Our Patties

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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