- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

i lost the game

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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