What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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