Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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whats a willy? -brock

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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