- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

why is john so fat years of over eating

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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