- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more worse than death? Death

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

Your mom is fat

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Mark Wilson

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Cripples are lame.

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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