- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

A man walks into a bar Ouch!

How are cars made? By magic.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

knock knock who's there me i kill you

Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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