A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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TOBUSCUS

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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