Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Women.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

A man sat on a chair

Justin Bieber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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