- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

A man walks into a bar Ouch!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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