What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

There was an american man on the way to work.

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Hillary Clinton

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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