- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

How did the mecanic die? He drowned

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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