- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

What time is it? 10:58

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

... i forgot the joke :p

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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