Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

Justin's hair

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

hi

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

oh no, i've lost my tractor

Guess What! HI!

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

The Detroit Lions

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...