- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Hillary Clinton

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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