- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

It's only racist if you consider them people.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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