Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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A guy trips a blind man.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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