- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

A whale's vagina

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

men's rights.

I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

Womens rights

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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