- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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