a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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You read the Terms of Service.

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i dont like chris

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Grammer is very important

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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raisin boogers

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