So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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