The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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