Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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