- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Neither have I

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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