- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

roses are red, violets are blue.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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