- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

why does column have a letter n?

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

shut up iggy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

People Order Our Patties

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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