you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

you know whats funny... nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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