- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

TIMMAH!

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

What do you call it when the sht hits the fan? The sht hits the fan.

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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