Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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?J?o?k?e?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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Anti Joke

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