Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Mark Wilson

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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Justin Bieber

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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