- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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