Okay, one second.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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