What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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