- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Knock knock Who's there Police

you know whats funny... nothing.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

A baby seal walks into a club.

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...