A black man walks into a store and buys something.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

hahahahaha thats not funny

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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