Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

Knock Knock *opens the door*

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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