how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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