- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

A black person walks out of KFC

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

whats good about poland... fukk all

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