- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Knock knock. Racism.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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