Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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