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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

I am a nigger.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

What time is it? Refrigerator

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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