Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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