What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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women's rights

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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David Silberberg is gay

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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