Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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NASCAR

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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What's the difference between a duck

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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