BOTTOM!!!

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HEY YOU!!!!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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