Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Poop swing

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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