- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

Black Friday

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Knock knock Come in

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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