- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

It smells like triangles in here.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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