- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

A black guy gets a job...

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

who is mark

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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