The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

What'sucks and white Jackson

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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