- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

Flop dog

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Bean.

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