Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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A Jew! Bless you.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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BOTTOM!!!

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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David Silberberg is gay

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