Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Flop dog

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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