- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

justin bieber

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

GONNA

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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