Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

There's a god, just kidding.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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