- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Mormons having fun.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

squirrels with massive bonerss

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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