- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

the asian kid gets an F

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

Facebook How i met my mother

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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