A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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why did the man die? he was shot

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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