Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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