- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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