- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Your all fags

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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