A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

WNBA

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

who ever is reading this....

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

the asian kid gets an F

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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