- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Donkey lips

squirrels with massive bonerss

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

There's a god, just kidding.

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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