Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

lol a man is drowning

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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