- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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