Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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knock knock. come in.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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