Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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A man made a sandwich.

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Sac

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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