Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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