- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

Whats funnier than 24? 25

once upon a time there was a boy

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

A Jew! Bless you.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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