- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

You're Adopted.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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