- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

I'll be back. Please use the door.

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

A man buys a prius

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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