Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

suck my balls mr.garison

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

poo

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

How do you spell eight? 8

try slamming a revolving door

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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