- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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