- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

You're Adopted.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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