How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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modern love

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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A ginger was with his friends

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Anti Joke

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