Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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I told you it would happen

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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