- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

Why did the book disappear?

How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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