- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Are you gay? No. Ok.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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