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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate long jokes -_-

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

Who is big and stupid My brother

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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