- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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