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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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