- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

Anything involving women..

what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

Many people of many races do many things every day.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

My life :(

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

shut up iggy

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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