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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

Spotto

Darude - Sandstorm

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you