- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Why did the dog eat poop?

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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