How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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AIDS

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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Gianni

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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