Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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WNBA

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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Anti Joke

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