- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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