What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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Woman's rights

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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what do u call a black man a black man

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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Safe sex MR

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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A man walks into a bar

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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tee hee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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