- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

A cow says moo and explodes.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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