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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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