- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Vagina.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Flop dog

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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