What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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One day a cheerio is walking down the street. Nothing special, just a regular cheerio. Suddenly, he sees a honey-coated cheerio. Now, honey-coated cheerios have a much higher social status than regular cheerios. So he decides that he wants to become a honey- coated cheerio. He works really, really hard and one day his boss promotes him to a honey-coated cheerio. So, he's really pleased about this, he can easily pay his rent, he gets a nice car, and his family is much happier. But then, as he's driving around the town, he sees a sugar-coated cheerio. Now, sugar-coated cheerios are preety much at the top of society. They're all highly regarded and respected. So he decides that he wants to become a sugar-coated cheerio. He works really, really hard for months and months, until one day his boss decides that he can become a sugar-coated cheerio. He is absolutely stoked with this. He gets a bigger house with a swimming pool and a spa, really nice clothes, and he's very well respected. One day, he's sun bathing at the beach, when off in the distance he sees an island that he had never seen before. Apparently, this is the golden cheerio island. Cheerios there fly around in jet cars and lounge around in bars. It's cheerio heaven. So he decides that if he becomes a golden cheerio, his life will be complete. He dedicates his life to working really, incredibly hard, and one day his boss says to him, "You know what, you've worked so hard that I'm promoting you to a golden cheerio." So he makes it to the cheerio island, and as he is lying down, relaxing, he suddenly becomes very thirsty. All cheerios really like milk so he goes to get some, but there's a really long line at the milk stand. So he decides to get some lemonade, but like the milk stand, there's a really long line at the lemonade stand. So he thinks, "I know what no-one will want. Punch!" So he goes to the punch stand and sure enough there's no punch line.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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Anti Joke

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