Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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