What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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