- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

i dont like chris

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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