So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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womens rights

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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