a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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